ࡱ>    !"#$%&'()*+,-./012345678Root EntryZ O2R9CONTENTS lCompObjVSPELLINGHk. The nephew closes the trunk and they drive off. NEPHEW:  Alright. Just get in the passenger seat and we ll be on our way. SCENE 1B: 1. Side shot of the nephew on a computer. NEPHEW:  Hey, Uncle Bob. I want to show you something. 2. Establishing shot with the camera behind the computer monitor. The nephew is on the computer when suddenly Captain Bob sneaks up behind his left shoulder. CAPTAIN BOB:  What be this? NEPHEW:  This is the internet. It s a publicly accessible network of interconnected computer networks that transmit data by packet switching using the standard Internet Protocol. 3. Establishing shot of Captain Bob and his nephew talking. Bob looks confused. NEPHEW:  & It s like using carrier pigeons. CAPTAIN BOB:  You re very smart for young blood. 4. Close-up shot of the computer monitor. Nephew trying to hook up Captain Bob with a girl on the web. (We do not have to necessarily film a monitor. We can just create something in Photoshop and mess around with it in After Effects or Flash.) NEPHEW:  Anyway, I set you up with this girl I found online. Her name is Gabriella. She s a very outgoing person that likes to experience new things. Would you be interested? 5. Close-up shot of Captain Bob talking. CAPTAIN BOB:  Argh& She s pretty. Yes! 6. Medium close-up of nephew talking. NEPHEW:  Ah, great! Well, why don t you get ready. Your date will start in 15 minutes and I will be timing you. 7. Establishing shot of Captain Bob walking away from his nephew. 8. (Bathroom shot) Captain Bob walks in and looks in the mirror. He adjusts his eye patch, he smiles, then walks out. SCENE 2: 1. Establishing shot of passenger door. 2. Passenger door opens. Captain Bob s peg leg is the first thing to come out. Camera tiltsCHNKWKS ljTEXTTEXTDFDPPFDPPHFDPPFDPPJFDPPFDPPLFDPPFDPPNFDPPFDPPPFDPCFDPCRFDPCFDPCTFDPCFDPCVFDPCFDPCXFDPCFDPCZFDPCFDPC\STSHSTSH^STSHSTSH^>SYIDSYID\^SGP SGP p^INK INK t^BTEPPLC x^8BTECPLC ^@The Tale of Captain Bob By Fred Keel SCENE 1A: 1.  Over-the-shoulder shot of the nephew driving to the dock. 2. A close-up shot of the nephew s face while driving. The viewers will be able to hear what the nephew is thinking. NEPHEW:  Man, I cannot believe I was tricked into picking up my Uncle Bob. I never met the guy. (exhales) Let s just get it over with. 3. Point of view shot of the nephew while driving to the dock. When he comes to a complete stop, he turns to his left shoulder to see his uncle sitting on the dock by himself. 4. Close-up of the nephew turning his head so that he is facing forward looking down at the horn. 5. Close-up of his hand honking the horn. NEPHEW:  Ah . . . . Excuse me! Uncle Bob?! 6. The back of Captain Bob s head. He turns around and smiles after hearing the horn several times. CAPTAIN BOB:  Argh!! Me name is Captain Bob! 7. The nephew s reaction. He s in shocked when he realizes that his uncle is a pirate. NEPHEW:  (Thinking) Oh my God . . . . Please tell me this is not my uncle. 8. Establishing shot of Captain Bob smiling and waving at his nephew. CAPTAIN BOB:  You can just call me Captain Bob, meaty. 9. Shot of the two individuals shaking hands and introducing each other. NEPHEW:  Okay, Captain Bob. My name is Jake. Mom sent me to pick you up. CAPTAIN BOB:  Honor to meet you, Jake! 10. Close-up shot of Captain Bob talking to his nephew. CAPTAIN BOB:  Is that your ship, meaty? 11. Close-up of the nephew talking. NEPHEW:  Well,. . . it s really called a Honda Civic. Why don t we just put your bags in the trunk. 12. The nephew has Captain Bob s luggage thrown into the trunk of his car. CAPTAIN BOB:  Sure. Sure. Good place for it, meaty. 13. Look-up shot of the camera inside the trun up to Captain Bob s backside. 3. Establishing shot of the restaurant. 4. Establishing shot of Gabriella sitting at a table in the restaurant waiting for Captain Bob to show up. 5. Front door slings wide open. 6. Close-up of Gabriella. Her reaction when she sees Captain Bob. 7. Medium close-up of Captain Bob walking towards Gabriella. 8. Side shot of Captain Bob approaching the table. GABRIELLA:  Can I help you? 9. Captain Bob takes off his hat and extends his hook out. He s trying to be polite. CAPTAIN BOB:  Me name is Captain Bob. Please to make your acquaintance, meaty. 10. Gabriella shakes his hook. GABRIELLA:  ...I m Gabriella. Nice to meet you too. 11. Close-up of Bob kissing Gabriella s hand. 12. Reaction shot of Gabriella still trying not to freak out. 13. Captain Bob sits down and props his left foot and his peg leg onto the table. 14. Close-up of Bob s peg leg. 15. Close-up of Gabriella staring at the peg leg. GABRIELLA:  & Is that a real peg leg? 16. Close-up of Bob explaining how he lost his leg. CAPTAIN BOB:  Of course it is real, meaty. I lost me real leg many years ago. 17. Halo appears showing the viewer how Captain Bob lost his leg. (We can animate this shot in After Effects or Flash if we wanted to.) CAPTAIN BOB:  Me fellow pirates and myself were out in the North Atlantic looking for an island filled with gold treasure. As we were approaching the island, there was not an enemy in sight. Before we knew it, the enemy was attacking me ship. They fired a cannon ball at us and me was not smart enough to move out of the way. Before I knew it, I was on the ground in great pain. 18. Close-up of Captain Bob continuing to talk. CAPTAIN BOB:  Those were the good old days. 19. Close-up of Gabriella looking depressed. She then adjusts her hair revealing her earrings. GABRIELLA:  Well& that s& so& interesting. 20. Captain Bob can t resist and shows his earrings. CAPTAIN BOB:  Ah! Me got one too. 21. Over the shoulder shot of Gabriella trying to make some conversation. GABRIELLA:  So, Captain Bob, what do you like to do for fun? 22. Close-up of Captain Bob s bottle of rum being slammed down on the table. CAPTAIN BOB:  I love rum! 23. Gabriella freaks out. Close-up shot. 24. Bob chugs his bottle of rum. 25. He swallows then offers some to Gabriella. CAPTAIN BOB:  Where are my manors? What some? 26. Close-up of Gabriella. GABRIELLA:  Sure. 27. Camera is on the table as the waiter comes by telling Captain Bob that he is not allowed to have rum in the restaurant. WAITER:  Hey, sir! You cannot drink that in here! This is a public place! 28. Look down shot of Captain Bob talking to the waiter. He threatens the waiter. CAPTAIN BOB:  Young lad, I will let you know that I will not tolerate this lack of respect you have shown me! Long before you were an itch in your daddy s crouch, I was out at sea for five months searching for an island filled with treasure beyond your wildest imagination! I killed 48 pirates in those five months. Me would not wish for you to be number 49. Please leave! Go now and good day! 29. Establishing shot of Gabriella and Bob being thrown out of the restaurant. They both get up and talk about going somewhere else. CAPTAIN BOB:  Well, that happened differently in me head. Sorry Gabriella. Me rum got the best of me. GABRIELLA:  It s okay. I know of a place we can go to. Come on, I ll drive us there. SCENE 3: This scene involves several quick camera cuts of Captain Bob and Gabriella taking shots and dancing in a club. We can switch back and forth between them drinking and dancing. We can have it where they are both so drunk that they cannot stand up while dancing. SCENE 4: 1. Far away shot of Captain Bob with his arm around Gabriella as they walk away from the club. They are laughing and talking about what they could do next. They both decide to go looting. GABRIELLA:  I have not had this much fun in a long time. I don t want this night to end. CAPTAIN BOB:  & Me& neither. GABRIELLA:  I know! There s something else we can do to make this night last. Come on! 2. Quick shot of one of the two (Gabriella or Bob) throwing toilette paper on someone s property. 3. Close-up of Gabriella ringing someone s doorbell. 4. Far away shot of the owner of the house opening the door looking puzzled. Trying to figure out who would ring the bell this late at night. MAN OF THE HOUSE:  What in the hell was that? Must be some damn kids! 5. Camera is inside the car. Bob and Gabriella are standing next to the car laughing. 6. Establishing shot of the car with shoe polish on it. 7. Broken beer bottles. SCENE 5: 1. Over the shoulder shot of Gabriella waking up. GABRIELLA:  What happened? Oh, no! It s morning. 2. Over the shoulder shot of Gabriella standing up with the sun in her eyes. She shields her eyes with her right hand. 3. Over the waste shot of Gabriella walking towards her car. 4. She gets in. 5. Side shot of her looking in her rear view mirror. 6. Close-up of her screaming when she notices her eye patch and pirate hat. 7. We see her reflection in the mirror. THE END blishing shot of Gabriella and Bob being thrown out of the restaurant. They both get up and talk about going somewhere else. CAPTAIN BOB:  Well, that happened differently in me head. 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